Schermata iniziale col messaggio "Funny bugreport #22650: No sound while PC is burning!"

Silly Messages, ovvero messaggi sciocchi o per meglio dire divertenti. Questi messaggi sono stati introdotti dalla Ascaron e sono visibili durante la schermata di caricamento di Sacred 2, a differenza di Sacred 1 dove erano visibili sulla barra di caricamento. I messaggi hanno il solo scopo di far divertire il giocatore durante la fase di caricamento del gioco e la cosa simpatica è che vi sono anche dei messaggi che fanno parte di piccole Poesie.

Funny Messages

1 - Even if you're eaten by a dragon, you still have two ways out.

2 - I know what you did last summer...

3 - Please wait... Loading T-Energy...

4 - Positioning GPS satellites... please stand by...

5 - The volume goes to eleven!

6 - The game will start when it is ready and not before!

7 - You are the weakest link, goodbye!

8 - Remember Sacred1 bug #4624...

9 - Guru meditation...

10 - /* You are not expected to understand this */

11 - Computer load this, computer load that, never a thank you... Rude gamers!

12 - Now that's what I call a dead parrot

13 - Loading errors, please wait...

14 - Reset your char to level 1. There are too many high-level chars online...

15 - Your soundcard sucks, disabling sound forever...

16 - Meditating on the meaning of life...

17 - Relax, it's only ones and zeros!

18 - Planet 'Bob'?! Can't we just call it 'Earth'?

19 - No, this is not a silly message.

20 - We're not mental or anything, so don't be afraid...

21 - Welcome to Sacred2 30-days trial... hehe... Just kidding!

22 - I still know what you did last summer...

23 - How sweet to be an idiot...

24 - I don't have time to bleed!

25 - Please stand by for an important announcement.

26 - Cut off his head, I need another ashtray...

27 - Your computer is running... You better go chase it.

28 - That'll do pig. That'll do.

29 - I hate cold Ashtrays...

30 - Kiss me, I'm an enchanted cactus!

31 - I don't need no teenage queen, I just want my seraphim!

32 - Loooooooaaaaading...

33 - Searching for adult filter...

34 - Help! Your keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...

35 - Drawing beards onto your photographs...

36 - Did you know that by reading this message you have wasted 5 seconds of your life?

37 - Press any key... No! Not that one!

38 - The 'No dieing' sign is now on... Please plan accordingly...

39 - Do not include <STDHEADER.H>, use <STDHEADER> instead!

40 - 97 bottles of beer... Aaah, you know the rest...

41 - To the Petercopter!

42 - PI is exactly 3!

43 - Freedom for wolves, ban the shepherds!

44 - Reverting to Sacred1...

45 - Refilling wyvern pass water bottle...

46 - Your computer is now an official part of our world domination plan. Thank you!

47 - Awaiting starting bribe...

48 - So long, and thanks for all the goblins...

49 - There's nothing to see here, go ahead...

50 - Funny bugreport #13882: Missing effects after stroking down the wand!

51 - Evaluation of capabilities indicates a distinct tactical deficiency.

52 - I don't care what you did last summer!

53 - Ohh... I am loading too slowly? Ok, next time you'll load it yourself!

54 - <Singing out of tune>

55 - Ere I am J.H.

56 - We're against individual mounts! Signed: the horses of Ancaria.

57 - Load 'Sacred2',8,1...

58 - Searching for available information on dragons - Connecting to Wikipedia...

59 - Roses are red, violets are blue, this message could rhyme, but it doesn't...

60 - All the doors in Ancaria have been programmed to have a cheery disposition.

61 - Warning: Don't try this at home!

62 - Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

63 - Checking hard disk capacity... Sorry, disk is full!

64 - Searching for saved game... Not found. Restarting game...

65 - Let's play tic-tac-toe instead, I'll be X...

66 - Coffee missing. Insert cup and press any key.

67 - Loading sprite #546859467... Please wait...

68 - Oh my God!

69 - Clicking the mouse will not make the game load faster!

70 - Looting your fridge...

71 - Cut the strings and fly away...

72 - GETRANDOMNUMBER: RETURN 4; // Chosen by fair dice roll, guaranteed to be random

73 - Funny bugreport #19910: A dagger is called 'Dirk'.

74 - Knowledge is a weapon... I intend to be formidably armed.

75 - Cannot translate silly message into english...

76 - Downloading new silly messages...

77 - Blame Canada!

78 - <singing> I can't get no... Bug infection...

79 - Press Ctrl + Alt + F4 now for an IQ test.

80 - Press any key to continue or other key to quit...

81 - Guessing user age... Setting Blood level to Toddler!

82 - Is this a sword in your hand? No it's just a carrot...

83 - We apologize for the fault in the loading screen. The responsible parties have been sacked.

84 - Scanning mail folder... Empty... Not even spam mail!

85 - I am a cute computer... Really!

86 - When you are leaving, please close the door behind you.

87 - There is no gas for the chainsaw!

88 - Idea for a messagebox: 'This frame was properly rendered'

89 - I wish I had a tent with a behaviour...

90 - Equipping armor <Load: Inquisitor_Pink_Bunny_Costume_lvl30>

91 - You did not call in sick just to play this game, now did you?

92 - Oh, you again?

93 - If you're gonna ride, ride in style!

94 - Reanimating dead monsters...

95 - Canceling your wedding - you're note suited for each other...

96 - Wait, your seraphim just broke a fingernail! Call an ambulance!

97 - This line was left intentionally blank.

98 - Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer.

99 - The way to the hidden Mordor area is in the seraphim library.

100 - Yellow wizard is about to die.

101 - As a Computer I find your faith in Technology.......Amusing.

102 - Wrong CD Key...This game will now be locked on this computer for ever.

103 - Belial's minions grow stronger.

104 - Your computer is your friend....Trust the Computer...

105 - Wasting some time...

106 - Counting to Infinity......Please wait...

107 - Removing your equipment...

108 - This is not a drill. This is the Apocalypse. Please stay calm and exit the building.

109 - Why can't you name a planet 'Bob'?

110 - Tuning guitars for Blind Guardian... sh*t, broke a string...

111 - Its not a bug but a feature.

112 - Don't waste your time looking at the boobs, just hit the frigging monster!

113 - Video ram too small, switching to grid display...

114 - I'm here to lead, not to bleed!

115 - Don't create multiple postings, use the edit button!

116 - Only sissy coders need to optimize their code!

117 - Life? Don't talk to me about life!

118 - Funny bugreport #7753: A highelf who is playing with the ball is needed...

119 - Today's special: 2 for 1 at the Dragons' breath inn.

120 - Press Alt+F4 for secret weapon.

121 - War... War never changes...

122 - Searching for illegal software... Just kidding!

123 - Stop staring at this message or I will stop loading!

124 - Loading 3D buffer... Not that one!

125 - Character modeling error - Do you mind bearded Seraphims?

126 - I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.

127 - Shuffling main quest parts...

128 - No more heroes available. Do you want to play as a monster? (Y/N)

129 - Bacon is my favourite vegetable...

130 - Funny bugreport #18892: There is a NPC in the furniture!

131 - Corrupting random blocks of memory...

132 - Reticulating SPLINES, WTH are SPLINES?

133 - Do you really want to start the game? Really? Are you really sure?

134 - Press F for fast loading now... Skipped. Proceeding with slow loading...

135 - Generating 100 boss monster at starting location...

136 - No flash photography allowed in Ancaria!

137 - Pausing game until you finish your chores...

138 - Gaming is about killing time, not killing people...

139 - Ordering pizza online... I hope you like anchovies with pineapple!

140 - Entering Zion...

141 - Stumbling over cables... *WHAM*... Done.

142 - Raytracing sunbeams...

143 - Reassembling mobs...

144 - Loading more blood and gore...

145 - Insert Disc5... Oh, you don't have a Disc5? Ok, filling harddisc with garbage...

146 - Wasting energy, please wait...

147 - Loading hieroglyph font... Translating all texts into ancient egyptian...

148 - Turn around, I'm behind you!

149 - No, I don't know where Xardas is. Try somewhere else!

150 - Connecting server... Complete. Redirecting character to hardcore PvP arena...

151 - Overclocking CPU: 3,0GHz...3,2GHz...3,6GHz... OOPS, I broke your CPU!

152 - The Llama is a lie!

153 - Funny bugreport #14523: Quest is not finishable!

154 - There is a light at the end of the tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

155 - Would you like some salt for your easter egg?

156 - Please do not feed the dragons!

157 - One spatula to flip them all...

158 - Back again? Ha, you don't learn, do you?

159 - Your hero does not need food, but you do!

160 - Access denied - NAH NAH NA NAH NAH!

161 - There is no spoon!

162 - Chief Justice says 'Sacred2 rulez!'

163 - Not now! Can't you see I'm busy? Play something else.

164 - We are about to find out if you are a worthy adversary...

165 - You won't get this package if you can not ID yoursself!

166 - Use the mouse, Luke!

167 - DA WEEP GRANNA WEEP NINNY BANG!

168 - Would you like to play a game of... world domination?

169 - Hail to the king baby!

170 - Insert coin to continue...

171 - This may take a while, get yourself some coffee...

172 - Uplink to ISS estabilished, downloading weather forecast...

173 - How can this task be delayed when i haven't even started working on it?

174 - Supplying merchants with useless junk...

175 - Press play on tape!

176 - Where's my wand?

177 - If the game does not start in five minutes... wait longer!

178 - Randomizing constants...

179 - Funny bugreport #22650: No sound while PC is burning!

180 - Due to lack of system resourses, entering slide-show mode...

181 - Thou shalt not use the equality operator with floats!

182 - Scroll down the list and choose your favourite silly message. I'm too lazy.

183 - There's something written about a chance but I don't trust this game...

184 - Checking mouse driver... Checking mouse's driving license...

185 - Removing dead bodies from previous session...

186 - Cheater detected. Loading bunnies...

187 - Generating dead undead... Undead dead... uh...

188 - Yuck, your keyboard is dirty!

189 - Loading Wicked Witch of the West.

190 - Warning...Short circuit detected in your Temple Guardian!

191 - Loading level 512 monsters...

192 - Gort! Klattu Barada Nikto!

193 - Your skill in reading is increased by one point!

194 - Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists!

195 - We'll be right back after this commercial break...

196 - Don't get eaten by a Grue!

197 - Don't wake me up, I'm working.

198 - Mary had a little lamb... chop. It was really tasty!

199 - Save the Earth... its the only planet with chocolate!

200 - Operation failed (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer?

201 - The past temps us, the present confuses us, and the future frightens us.

202 - Do you like scary movies?

203 - I wish I had a hammer, a hammer in the morning, a hammer in the evening...

204 - A book can also be, a hat...

205 - The... no. A... no... wait, sorry, that one sounded better in my head...

206 - What are you doing? Stop that!

207 - Kosh - Gesundheit!

208 - Funny bugreport #18454: Mount seahorse - shot in the ear or head by bow!

209 - Implementing Ha-do-ken for Seraphim...

210 - Funny bugreport #20991: the ring is lying too obviously!

211 - Funny bugreport #14719: according to the romans, the name of the god had to be 'testa'!

212 - Funny bugreport #14198: the curse of usability is perverted!

213 - Funny bugreport #12842: behaviour is boaring!

214 - Funny bugreport #11763: horse - missing flight animation!

215 - Funny bugreport #7585: spontaneous light switching looks unbeautiful!

216 - Funny bugreport #6470: a bush penetrates a tree!

217 - Funny bugreport #2078: unbeautiful changes between stairs and sand!

218 - Do not mix varargs with std-containers!

219 - If you need to use #pragmas, encapsulate them with #ifdef _msc_ver ... #endif!

220 - Never use os specific api functions directly, use a wrapper instead!

221 - Hey buddy! need a cheap wifi cable? only 100$!

222 - Checking co2 emissions of your computer...

223 - Hehehe! You'll never guess what awaits you here!

224 - Sorry, no health potions available. good luck, nevertheless!

225 - *beep* *beep* *beeeeeeeeep* *beep*!

226 - You think sacred2 is going to run on this computer?

227 - Are you still in the loading screen? You need a new computer!

228 - Awaiting starting bribe...

229 - Deleting all other games on the computer...

230 - Deleting previously saved games...

231 - Reducing character's life points by half...

232 - ...gnidaol

233 - Loading random hidden killer boss...

234 - Go to spriegel the schmitzel wertzen or something to that effect!

235 - Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left!

236 - How long can you withstand dragon breath again?

237 - Security device enclosed.

238 - Our easter edition comes with bucket-loads of easter eggs!

239 - West of house. there is a small mailbox here. exits are east and south.

240 - Another visitor... stay a while... stay forever!

241 - Wireframe mode activated...

242 - Is there life on mars?

243 - Do you want to continue? (Y)es, (N)o, (M)aybe

244 - Incredible... it's even worse than i thought it would be.

245 - An enum is an enum is an enum!

246 - Ze smelten de kazen!

247 - Mysle ja jestem paranoik!

248 - Oh, this highelf mount is so cute... mind if i borrow it?

249 - Buddy, fight the good fight!

250 - Inflating rubber swords...

251 - Tuning guitars for 'blind guardian'... oops, dropped the bass...

252 - Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?

253 - Oh you're no fun anymore.

254 - It seems that your mouse pointer is trying to move, ©ancel or (A)llow?

255 - Oops... No, dryads can't swim.

256 - We got ur char. Place 1000000 gold in barrel next 2 the blacksmith, no police!

257 - Mommy, there's a monster in front of my screen!

258 - Load it yourself, you slave driver!

259 - Eek! A mouse! Plug it out! Eek! It's full of bytes!

260 - Walking in ancaria... brrrzzzlll Gugnir is back!

261 - You look rather silly staring at this screen...

262 - No milk and no Sacred makes the testers... come up with silly msgs like this one!

263 - Searching for the backstone, please wait!

264 - Ladescreen wird mit 'grosser hammer' gehauen, bitte warten...

265 - Remember rock'n'roll radio...

266 - Mc hammer is not Lars hammer...

267 - Call 911 for support...

268 - Next time you better buy some potions! karl ranseier is dead...

269 - Where do you want to kill today?

270 - ****, can't find this silly message file...

271 - Please return to your home sir, this area is under guard!

272 - It's okay to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes 'snack trays.'

273 - Are you sure you can still see the real world as real world?

274 - Kg & Jb... keep on rocking, you guys rule!

275 - Never seen such a big... never mind...

276 - I'm sensing a soul in search of answers...

277 - Warning! your computer will self destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... <kaboom>

278 - Warning! Cpu temperature reaching critical... Shutting system down...

279 - Don't you have better things to do then reading silly messages?

280 - There is a hole... in your mind.

281 - The past tempts us, the present confuses us, and the future frightens us.

282 - Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger!

283 - Who wants to live forever? Well... I wouldn't mind giving it a try!

284 - Understanding is a three edged sword... our side, their side and the truth!

285 - Who are you?

286 - The psi corps is your friend, trust the corps!

287 - You must return to the beginning of the end...

288 - And so it begins...

289 - I so wanted to call my weapon lars' hammer, but chickened out, lmao!

290 - Attention! This game can change your personality into evil...

291 - Purple was here...

292 - Mmmm... T-energy! <drool>

293 - This item is not mouseable.

294 - You're part of the game now...

295 - Yum... I've eaten your character!

296 - Randomizing your character's name...

297 - Activating coffee-machine...

298 - Beware! Objects in sacred2 are closer then they appear!

299 - The red pill or the blue pill?

300 - Warning: T-energy breakout detected!

301 - We're working on the documentation...

302 - Disc full - press f1 to belch!

303 - Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic

304 - Cannot find reality.sys... universe halted.

305 - Stupid is what stupid does.

306 - Can i interest anyone in fruit or dessert?

307 - There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

308 - Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!

309 - Do not disturb, system is disturbed already!

310 - At some point we'll have our own options.txt, son. one day...

311 - It's you again! don't you ever sleep?

312 - Press x to attack and o to jump...

313 - Transforming your character into a seraphim...

314 - No boom today! boom tomorrow! there's always a boom tomorrow.

315 - Dude, where's my car?

316 - Don't push me. I'm doing my best, but your machine... tztztz...

317 - Seraphim for president!

318 - So you want to be evil... Well, i can be evil too. Setting enemy level to 999!

319 - Deactivating your firewall... Please wait...

320 - If you're gonna ride, ride in style!

321 - Swiper no swiping!

322 - No-one is making you live on 'Bob'

323 - You can't call a planet 'bob'!?

324 - For sale: dragon-proof armor, used once, slightly scorched...

325 - Health warning: you have been playing for 12 seconds...

326 - How can this task be delayed when i haven't even started working on it?

327 - When it's done! got it?

328 - Keep clicking until i say stop!

329 - Save the world, eat more goblins!

330 - Would you mind, if i replace the endboss' face with yours?

331 - Find more easter eggs...

332 - Two beer or not two beer...

323 - W00t, high settings? With your computer? Rofl!

324 - Detected system: windows 3.11 - switching screen resolution to 320x480 pixels.

325 - The only trainers you are allowed to use are your trousers!

326 - You don't need a mouse, do you? Good, because it did just break...

327 - If you have a slow pc, you are able to learn every silly message by heart...

328 - Hello mr. Anderson!

329 - What are you doing? Stop that!

330 - Pixelshader upgraded to powerpyxelshader...

331 - Blocker found! Buddy, open the door!

332 - It's done, when it's done! calm down, i am loading...

333 - Please insert sacred cd1 and restart application! ... hehe, got you!

334 - Oh my god, you killed benny!

335 - No, i'm not a seraphim, i just like to dress this way!

336 - Failed to load quests, i will now try to create some on my own...

337 - Equipping one hit weapons to random enemies...

338 - Starting your mp3s... Argh, i can't listen to this anymore, go get some new songs!

339 - Activating back-to-desktop service...

340 - You fight like a dairy farmer!

341 - Press y+m+q+enter+space with one hand to continue.

342 - Deleting all celine dion mp3s...

343 - Loading mp3 playlist...

344 - Access denied, please enter your id again...

345 - Dragon inc. is looking for talented junior partners. Call 0800-fire.

346 - Schnieeeeeeeepel!

347 - Once upon a time...

348 - Man, what a mess on your harddisc...

349 - <missing silly message>

350 - Loading tombstone engravings...

351 - Two regions are closed for maintenance today.

352 - One region is closed for maintenance today.

353 - We don't have bugs, we have dragons!

354 - I want to be a lumberjack!

355 - This message is intended not to be funny.

356 - You passed!

357 - Omg, you're a replicant!

358 - Running voight-kampff test...

359 - Your Oma is now pwned by Studio II!

360 - Sacred2 has been uninstalled successfully... not!

361 - Congratulations, you just have won $3500! click here to claim your prize... not!

362 - Get back to work! Oh, you have... come back!

363 - Uploading user fingerprints to nsa computer...

364 - Sponsored by the umbrella corporation.

365 - Please turn off your monitor to continue.

366 - Loading will continue after a short message from our sponsors.

367 - Save the seraphim, save the world!

368 - Loading is booooring...

369 - I am so lonely...

370 - All bugs will be recorded for training purposes.

371 - Free coffee and applestrudel, offer expired yesterday.

372 - Deleting unique items, please wait...

373 - I don't know what you're talking about, there is no game here...

374 - Tthere is too much cpu usage in zlib.dll!

375 - I have the power of... of... what's my line again?

376 - Trust me on this... don't tickle the dragons!

377 - Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no...

378 - Computer says 'no'!

379 - I invented the 'hello world' program!

380 - Spiderpig, spiderpig...

381 - Cookiegirl is the best!

382 - iddqd

383 - Here i am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to load files.

384 - Who is responsible for these silly messages?

385 - Wasn't it called 'path of glory' instead of 'path of gory'?

386 - Cpu says you should not start those boring office programs anymore.

387 - What do you think i am doing? loading the game?

388 - It's a snark! no, it's a boo-...

389 - Let's ride some trojan horses...

390 - Killing some bugs, please wait...

391 - Generating god.exe...

392 - To infinity and beyond!

393 - Zulu meditation...

394 - Hiding easter eggs...

395 - Be sure to visit the gift shop on your way out.

396 - 98 bottles of beer on the wall...

397 - 99 bottles of beer on the wall...

398 - Loading loadingscreen...

399 - Stop pushing that button!

400 - May contain nuts.

401 - Be right back...

402 - Emergency exits are here, here, and here... hey, look here!

403 - No, i cannot load any faster!

404 - Trust me, it would have never worked between us...

405 - Sacred2: the most bug free sacred ever!

406 - Loading big, giant axe...

407 - Follow the white rabbit.

408 - All your base are belong to us.

409 - Loading dopefish...

410 - Downloading seraphim DNA to your computer...

411 - d'oh!

412 - Loading bluescreen...

413 - Hit any user to continue.

414 - General Failure's fault. Not yours.

415 - Destroying brain cells... 15 percent... 50 percent... duuh...

416 - Whats that behind you???

417 - Unloading silly messages, not silly enough! Loading silly messages...

418 - This game never has bugs. It just develops random features!

419 - Checking http://forum.sacredeng.ascaron-net.c...ad.php?t=48181 for updates...

420 - Moo!

421 - You just can't trust developers these days - they got even the silly messages bugged!

422 - I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem!

423 - You are here : X

424 - I might be in the basement, I'll go upstairs and check

425 - YES WE CAN

426 - Format C: /Q /U

427 - Never deal with a dragon for you are crunchy and taste good with katsup

428 - We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie!

429 - Downloading secret hairstyles.

430 - There cannot be a crisis today, my schedule is already full.

Poesie

Poetry #1: ... There was an Admin named Buck...
Poetry #1: ... Who everyone wanted to chuck...
Poetry #1: ... He kept coming back...
Poetry #1: ... After getting the sack...
Poetry #1: ... Hope he stays in the grave full of muck!...

Poetry #2: ... There once was a moron named John...
Poetry #2: ... Unable to keep his pants on...
Poetry #2: ... He found a young tart...
Poetry #2: ... Thought he was smart...
Poetry #2: ... His wife found out all, now he's gone.

Poetry #3: ... There was an admin named Chuck...
Poetry #3: ... His posts were a matter of luck...
Poetry #3: ... He didn't mind...
Poetry #3: ... As one of a kind...
Poetry #3: ... He was a really good... schmuck.

Poetry #4: ... It was nearly as bad as it sounded...
Poetry #4: ... By his mother he has been confounded...
Poetry #4: ... All he could do was gripe...
Poetry #4: ... He certainly could not type...
Poetry #4: ... From his computer the mod was grounded...

Poetry #5: ... The dev sounded like a teacher...
Poetry #5: ... When he spoke of the amazing creature...
Poetry #5: ... Death to you in one hit, it will...
Poetry #5: ... Supposed to make you feel a chill...
Poetry #5: ... It's not a bug, it's a feature!

Poetry #6: ... One mod became quite a chore...
Poetry #6: ... His grave had a revolving door...
Poetry #6: ... Quick to attack...
Poetry #6: ... We put him back...
Poetry #6: ... Quoth the raven, nevermore.

Poetry #7: ... It's something you already knew...
Poetry #7: ... Certainly nothing you can do...
Poetry #7: ... Early or late...
Poetry #7: ... Ignore the date...
Poetry #7: ... A patch arrives when it's meant to...

Poetry #8: ... While coding is not much fun...
Poetry #8: ... Often you feel under the gun...
Poetry #8: ... It's not a sin...
Poetry #8: ... To say with a grin...
Poetry #8: ... It'll be released when it's done.

Poetry #9: ...
Poetry #9: ... When asked why do we wait...
Poetry #9: ... You answer it's not that late...
Poetry #9: ... You may make think yourself clever...
Poetry #9: ... You'll get it before Duke Nukem Forever!

Poetry #10: ... There once was a knight from Ancaria...
Poetry #10: ... Who suffered from mild hysteria...
Poetry #10: ... He'd run from the fight...
Poetry #10: ... E'en with all his might...
Poetry #10: ... That poor little knight from Ancaria...

Poetry #11: ... There once was a dragon of ice...
Poetry #11: ... He was cool, but not very nice...
Poetry #11: ... He's protected by ice giants...
Poetry #11: ... Ghosts, goblins and things flying...
Poetry #11: ... And the lag there would make you think twice.

Poetry #12: ... There once was player in hardcore...
Poetry #12: ... Who thought he was playing in softcore...
Poetry #12: ... Until when he died...
Poetry #12: ... Could not play, though he tried...
Poetry #12: ... And alas, his poor toon, it was no more...

Poetry #13: ... There once was a knight from mascarell...
Poetry #13: ... Who bathed in the town's only well...
Poetry #13: ... He'd bathe every night...
Poetry #13: ... After done with his fights...
Poetry #13: ... 'tis why the water there doesn't taste swell.

Poetry #14: ... There once was a zombie from Mascarel...
Poetry #14: ... He saw a knight bathing in the town's well...
Poetry #14: ... He laughed at the sight...
Poetry #14: ... And whispered to the knight...
Poetry #14: ... Seems my toilet is your bathtub as well!

Poetry #15: ... There once was a civilized orc...
Poetry #15: ... He ate with a knife and a fork...
Poetry #15: ... He drank from a cup...
Poetry #15: ... With his pinky pointing up...
Poetry #15: ... But his friends thought he was a dork.

Poetry #16: ... A gladiator once lost a bet...
Poetry #16: ... And had to wear the full xrystal's set...
Poetry #16: ... His chest was shaved bare...
Poetry #16: ... Flowers placed in his hair...
Poetry #16: ... And many offers of marriage did he get!

Poetry #17: ... There once was a mage with a staff...
Poetry #17: ... So tiny, it made us all laugh...
Poetry #17: ... He waved it one day...
Poetry #17: ... To scare monsters away...
Poetry #17: ... And ended up bitten in half.

Poetry #18: ... There once was a knight with a pain...
Poetry #18: ... Who cried out oh no not again...
Poetry #18: ... A dragon, five goblins...
Poetry #18: ... Four elves and an Orc...
Poetry #18: ... Have trampled all over my brain...

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